Bios:

Jon Horwath is a talking, walking, drumming gorilla.  Though PETA maintains that it is unethical, Ian and Scott continue to shave him regularly as most establishments do not allow lesser primates.

Sitting at home alone, eating sticks of butter while crying himself to sleep.  Ladies and gentlemen Ian Williams.

If one were to extracts Scott's brain and eat it, it would taste like cigarette butts steeped in rancid milk.  This is not recommended however, as the visions which would results might put one into a severe coma.